I love my office and its location-
I hate to have to take vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and paper filing up each day!

I love my chair, my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers-
I love their leers, and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each program and every file,
I even understand it once in a while!!

I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this work. I love these chores.
I love the meetings with the deadly bores.

I love my job, I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly men,
These men who've come to visit today,
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!